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Dionne Alberts

This Dutch whirlwind tears defenses apart with surgical precision, even if she can sometimes appear disengaged despite her matchless finishing. To stay focused, she refuses to touch the ball before kickoff unless she has whispered a pancake recipe to it first. Her teammates just sigh with resignation when they see her reciting culinary instructions while she gears up to dominate the pitch.