Santy Aragon

This Argentine striker is a nightmare for defenders, wielding an unshakeable precision from the penalty spot and a lethal eye for goal. Despite his incredible jumping ability and shooting power, his Achilles' heel is a lack of balance at full speed, as proven by the time he famously tripped over the corner flag while racing toward an open net. His friendly and approachable nature makes him just as well-liked by his opponents as he is by the fans.