Seth Beya

Despite his explosive pace and unrivaled aerial prowess, this reserved fullback often loses his way positionally, much to his teammates' confusion. Before kickoff, he meticulously aligns his shin guards using a small protractor, a bizarre ritual that leaves the locker room silent with baffled respect. While his defensive mind is erratic, his relentless stamina and aggressive leaps make him an unstoppable force of nature on the flank.