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Pim Bleeker

This Dutch striker terrorizes defenders with suffocating pace and lethal attacking intuition, despite a disastrous sense of balance that often leaves him tripping over his own feet. He is convinced he must trade chewed gum with every stadium mascot before kickoff to stay sharp, leaving his teammates both baffled and annoyed by the habit. Backed by explosive power, he swaggers across the pitch with an insufferable cockiness that only he could pull off.