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Marius Dagnogo

This powerhouse Ivorian full-back treats the sideline like his personal runway, relying on freakish speed and raw strength to bully attackers despite a glaring lack of tactical brainpower. He once famously refused to sub off during a youth tournament, telling the ref that his shadow was the only player fast enough to mark him. He is an unstoppable force of aggression, provided he remembers which way the opposition is attacking.