Piet Griffioen

This flamboyant Dutch marksman possesses an elite footballing brain and clinical finishing, though his rigid movement often leaves him sprawling on the grass. Before kickoff, he insists on buffing his boots with premium furniture polish to shine brighter than his opponents, a quirky ritual his teammates mock with rolling eyes. Despite his lackluster agility, his ruthless instinct in the box ensures he remains a lethal weapon.