Vincenzo Meurer

This German defensive powerhouse patrols the backline with electrifying pace and an elite football IQ, though he curiously struggles to get any airtime for headers. To find his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to simply roll their eyes and back away slowly. His relentless energy makes him a nightmare for attackers, provided they stay on the ground.