Francois Moore

Standing at a stout 169cm, this Canadian firecracker uses his untouchable agility to humiliate defenders who are simply too slow to keep pace. After a career-threatening hip shatter from falling off a decorative moose statue in Quebec, he returned with a vengeance, fueling a cocky arrogance that proves he is truly untouchable. While his defensive work rate is abysmal, his mesmerizing speed and dribbling mastery ensure that he is always the star of the show.