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Moussa Nana

With an instinctive eye for goal and a thunderous shot, this friendly striker dominates the box despite his clunky first touch. Rumor has it he once celebrated a hat-trick by borrowing a Cameroonian fan's drum to lead the chanting crowd in the middle of a match. His blazing speed and tactical genius make him lethal, even if he often trips over his own feet when attempting overly ambitious dribbles.