Kurt Parkes

A whirlwind on the wing, he moves with a surreal blur of pace and velvet touches that leave defenders grasping at air, though his clumsy attempts at showboating often end in disaster. He famously once tried a flashy scorpion kick during a youth cup final only to trip over his own feet and score an accidental goal with his backside. His flair is electric, but his inconsistency remains his most persistent opponent.