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Alfred Redondo

This flamboyant Spanish center-back pairs imposing physicality with absurd pace, often leaving attackers baffled as he adjusts his hair mid-tackle. He is so daring that he once bypassed his own goalkeeper just to perform a defensive bicycle kick, capping it off by bowing to the crowd after the clearance. Despite his immense physical and tactical gifts, he is plagued by a singular, frustrating flaw: the unshakeable arrogance that he absolutely never needs to use his right foot.