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Claudio Schneider

With a leap that defies the laws of physics, this Swiss midfield engine dominates the air, though his sluggish acceleration occasionally leaves him high and dry. He always warms up by whispering conspiracy theories to his boots before kickoff, an eccentric habit that makes his teammates just shake their heads in silent disbelief. His unyielding aggression makes him a nightmare for opponents, regardless of his lackluster stamina.