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Michele Timóteo

This humble Portuguese striker strikes like lightning with unmatched verticality, though she often finds herself clumsy enough to trip over the ball while celebrating. She once famously scored a penalty with a backflip-like jump before apologising to the goalkeeper for ruining her clean sheet. Despite her incredible aerial prowess and pure finishing, her decision-making can be as puzzling as a chaotic street match.