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Hillary Weller

Calm as ice, this winger shreds defenses with blistering top speed and elegant dribbling. While her offensive decision-making can occasionally feel lost, she retains an unflappable composure to tuck the ball home. It is said she once bypassed three defenders with her eyes closed, simply because she was caught in a deep philosophical debate with herself over which pizza to order post-match.