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heyyoustupid
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heyyoustupid

Goals
2 views·Tracked 29 Jun 2026·Active 12 Jun 2026·Updated 8 Jul, 21:13
338
Matches
228
Wins
110
Losses
67%
Win %
5.02
xG / 90

Current squad

1v1 · 4-1-2-1-2
Squad OVR84172,350Depth60Build-upBalanced
Defend
Hana Al Maaitah
84
JO
Al Maaitah
GK
22
0
98DIV
93REF
84HAN
69AWA
85DIS
74ATH
Balanced
Edvard Markosyan
81
AM
Markosyan
FB
22
0
95PAC
61DRI
49SHO
76DEF
85PAS
82PHY
Defend
Dionicio Vela
80
82-84
PE
Vela
CB
24
1
76PAC
63DRI
40SHO
84DEF
82PAS
79PHY
Defend
Hakim Cottin
88
FR
Cottin
CB
24
0
93PAC
75DRI
74SHO
89DEF
65PAS
95PHY
Balanced
Angiola Rusconi
84
IT
Rusconi
FB
20
0
94PAC
69DRI
51SHO
78DEF
85PAS
86PHY
Balanced
Aitziber Lora
85
ES
Lora
CM
21
0
88PAC
86DRI
80SHO
78DEF
63PAS
87PHY
Balanced
Elbio Viana
83
UY
Viana
DM
22
0
82PAC
62DRI
68SHO
81DEF
87PAS
83PHY
Balanced
Sebastiana Lima
85
MX
Lima
CM
23
0
83PAC
85DRI
80SHO
81DEF
76PAS
76PHY
Balanced
Luka Konrad
89
DE
Konrad
WM
21
0
92PAC
82DRI
88SHO
73DEF
91PAS
75PHY
Attack
Hanane Laan
83
NL
Laan
WF
23
0
88PAC
91DRI
80SHO
58DEF
68PAS
62PHY
Attack
Anthonia Ibrahim
77
85-91
NG
Ibrahim
WF
18
3
90PAC
75DRI
86SHO
77DEF
51PAS
59PHY
DefendBalancedAttack
Bench
Zohra Said
57
MA
Said
ST
18
0
96PAC
34DRI
53SHO
31DEF
46PAS
60PHY
Maii Michel
85
AR
Michel
ST
21
0
95PAC
81DRI
85SHO
59DEF
65PAS
85PHY
Cleilson Passos
60
BR
Passos
ST
22
0
79PAC
50DRI
69SHO
28DEF
56PAS
37PHY
Nhlanhla Hadebe
47
ZA
Hadebe
DM
20
0
22PAC
62DRI
27SHO
69DEF
37PAS
28PHY
Lahcen Rachid
45
MA
Rachid
CB
18
0
36PAC
22DRI
37SHO
40DEF
37PAS
66PHY
Layla El Hassani
81
82-84
MA
El Hassani
CF
19
1
82PAC
80DRI
79SHO
52DEF
79PAS
71PHY
Wioleta Marciniak
40
PL
Marciniak
CM
17
0
30PAC
40DRI
46SHO
43DEF
38PAS
30PHY

Accolades

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Legacy
81 days to go
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Pro
Locked
Club has not cracked the top 100 leaderboard
Verified
Not claimed
User has not claimed their club
Coach
Locked
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VerseSight

Beta

Pin this as your club to unlock deep, personal analytics drawn from your full match history.

Shot DNA
Go-to finishes & xG edge
Finishing Zones
Where you convert
Composure
Holding up late & at the break
Mentality
Front-running vs comebacks
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Skill rating history

Goalsverse exclusive
Rank 4
1,672
Current SR
+107d
+330d
1,732Peak

What the data says

4 of 5
Win rate
heyyoustupid wins 67% of their matches — 228W / 110L over 338 games.
Big Stage
Rises to the occasion — wins 75.3% in Knockout vs 54.2% in Ranked.
Momentum
Shows 30-day SR swings as snapshots build up.
Favorite server
Plays most on Europe - Frankfurt - G001 — 45% of their tracked games.
Form
On a 4-match winning streak.
Graciana Rueda
Top Goalscorer354Graciana RuedaST85
Averages 1.59 goals per game. Clinical.
Luka Konrad
Top Assists178Luka KonradWM89
Averages 1.07 assists per game. Creative.
Tomoko Tsunoda
Top Apps261Tomoko TsunodaCM87
Featured in 261 matches for the club. Ever-present.