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LaserGurke
GOALS Club

LaserGurke

Goals
0 views·Tracked 1 Jul 2026·Active 15 Mar 2026·Updated 8 Jul, 15:46
4
Matches
3
Wins
1
Losses
75%
Win %
6.50
xG / 90

Current squad

1v1 · 4-3-3 (Attack)
Squad OVR698,450Depth80Build-upBalanced
Defend
Nadia Mansour
71
73-75
SD
Mansour
GK
32
1
70DIV
96REF
35HAN
69AWA
76DIS
80ATH
Balanced
Rachida Estevez
70
71-72
ES
Estevez
FB
22
1
89PAC
46DRI
40SHO
81DEF
82PAS
52PHY
Defend
Segundo Farias
65
CL
Farias
CB
30
0
52PAC
32DRI
36SHO
79DEF
83PAS
60PHY
Defend
Evica Markovic
68
74-80
RS
Markovic
WB
21
3
86PAC
66DRI
40SHO
84DEF
45PAS
52PHY
Balanced
Tetsuro Sugita
82
83-84
JP
Sugita
FB
34
1
98PAC
72DRI
49SHO
77DEF
63PAS
90PHY
Balanced
Simen Rønningen
75
76-77
NO
Rønningen
AM
21
1
50PAC
78DRI
78SHO
61DEF
78PAS
71PHY
Defend
Bayram Hill
65
69-75
DE
Hill
WM
17
3
54PAC
72DRI
67SHO
58DEF
49PAS
63PHY
Balanced
Sahra Boukhalfa
78
79-81
DZ
Boukhalfa
WM
21
1
89PAC
72DRI
78SHO
78DEF
68PAS
61PHY
Balanced
Dimitrije Limani
70
71-73
RS
Limani
WM
32
1
94PAC
60DRI
61SHO
72DEF
83PAS
32PHY
Attack
Safiata Yameogo
57
66-72
BF
Yameogo
CF
17
2
82PAC
28DRI
53SHO
21DEF
84PAS
46PHY
Balanced
Dre Clement
55
GBEN
Clement
ST
27
0
24PAC
30DRI
77SHO
35DEF
76PAS
64PHY
DefendBalancedAttack
Bench
Mladenka Mihaljevic
47
56-62
HR
Mihaljevic
WF
19
1
62PAC
51DRI
32SHO
21DEF
36PAS
48PHY
Angelo Aranda
45
50-56
UY
Aranda
WF
20
1
59PAC
51DRI
33SHO
33DEF
35PAS
35PHY
Stephen Hickey
44
53-59
IE
Hickey
AM
20
1
29PAC
54DRI
42SHO
31DEF
44PAS
37PHY
Arielle Hoareau
52
FR
Hoareau
AM
20
0
37PAC
66DRI
47SHO
47DEF
46PAS
40PHY
Parvina Azimova
40
UZ
Azimova
FB
23
0
47PAC
34DRI
38SHO
41DEF
24PAS
43PHY
Ayman Coenen
43
50-56
NL
Coenen
WB
21
1
64PAC
30DRI
38SHO
55DEF
38PAS
23PHY
Birte Möller
43
48-54
DE
Möller
GK
18
1
54DIV
40REF
33HAN
31AWA
33DIS
68ATH

Accolades

Goalsverse
Legacy
83 days to go
Club has not been tracked by Goalsverse for 90 days yet
Pro
Locked
Club has not cracked the top 100 leaderboard
Verified
Not claimed
User has not claimed their club
Coach
Locked
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Beta

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Shot DNA
Go-to finishes & xG edge
Finishing Zones
Where you convert
Composure
Holding up late & at the break
Mentality
Front-running vs comebacks
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Skill rating history

Goalsverse exclusive
Rank 6
1,516
Current SR
07d
030d
1,516Peak

What the data says

1 of 5
Win rate
Win rate appears once they have 10+ tracked matches.
Big Stage
Compares Knockout vs Ranked once each has 5+ matches recorded.
Momentum
Shows 30-day SR swings as snapshots build up.
Favorite server
Plays most on Europe - Frankfurt - G002 — 75% of their tracked games.
Form
Summarizes recent form after 5+ decided matches.
Safiata Yameogo
Top Goalscorer3Safiata YameogoCF57
Averages 1.00 goals per game. Clinical.
Dimitrije Limani
Top Assists4Dimitrije LimaniWM70
Averages 1.00 assists per game. Creative.
Tetsuro Sugita
Top Apps4Tetsuro SugitaFB82
Featured in 4 matches for the club. Ever-present.