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Sarcastic-Cola
GOALS Club

Sarcastic-Cola

Goals
0 views·Tracked 2 Jul 2026·Active 23 Jun 2026·Updated 8 Jul, 15:08
9
Matches
6
Wins
3
Losses
67%
Win %
4.87
xG / 90

Current squad

1v1 · 3-5-2
Squad OVR7225,200Depth50Build-upBalanced
Defend
Melvyn Muller
70
71-72
FR
Muller
GK
32
1
85DIV
83REF
92HAN
42AWA
46DIS
72ATH
Defend
Jean-Claude Kambire
71
73-75
CI
Kambire
FB
22
1
90PAC
53DRI
65SHO
80DEF
47PAS
69PHY
Defend
Hassanatou Faye
72
73-74
SN
Faye
CB
22
1
83PAC
54DRI
52SHO
72DEF
65PAS
74PHY
Defend
Debora Hofman
60
66-72
NL
Hofman
CB
30
3
80PAC
35DRI
57SHO
86DEF
29PAS
50PHY
Balanced
Elvira Almgren
71
72-73
SE
Almgren
WM
21
1
90PAC
64DRI
69SHO
60DEF
60PAS
57PHY
Balanced
Deivid Maldonado
70
73-77
ES
Maldonado
CM
21
2
66PAC
47DRI
74SHO
70DEF
88PAS
57PHY
Balanced
Cardoso Dalmeida
70
71-72
PT
Dalmeida
CM
32
1
57PAC
76DRI
64SHO
72DEF
74PAS
51PHY
Balanced
Marie Soule
73
75-79
BJ
Soule
CM
19
2
59PAC
71DRI
65SHO
64DEF
89PAS
59PHY
Balanced
Jeanette Carvalho
73
76-80
GBEN
Carvalho
WM
21
2
80PAC
59DRI
72SHO
50DEF
77PAS
71PHY
Attack
Noreen Shahid
77
80-84
PK
Shahid
ST
20
2
90PAC
59DRI
80SHO
45DEF
85PAS
65PHY
Attack
Henry Goulart
82
83-85
PT
Goulart
ST
34
1
58PAC
80DRI
86SHO
47DEF
89PAS
83PHY
DefendBalancedAttack
Bench
Shohreh Shafiee
71
77-83
IR
Shafiee
DM
22
3
87PAC
40DRI
64SHO
69DEF
76PAS
71PHY
KSI
70
71-73
KSI
DM
22
1
22PAC
66DRI
43SHO
77DEF
86PAS
67PHY
Esmeralda Pina
73
74-76
BR
Pina
WF
22
1
77PAC
76DRI
69SHO
24DEF
77PAS
54PHY
Cara Bell
74
76-78
BM
Bell
ST
21
1
64PAC
75DRI
77SHO
52DEF
68PAS
69PHY
Giovy Palma
71
72-73
IT
Palma
WF
22
1
90PAC
72DRI
53SHO
38DEF
82PAS
45PHY
Patrick Pavlík
78
80-84
CZ
Pavlík
DM
22
2
61PAC
77DRI
56SHO
61DEF
88PAS
85PHY
Noah Lopez
72
74-76
US
Lopez
FB
22
1
95PAC
43DRI
62SHO
65DEF
59PAS
85PHY

Accolades

Goalsverse
Legacy
84 days to go
Club has not been tracked by Goalsverse for 90 days yet
Pro
Locked
Club has not cracked the top 100 leaderboard
Verified
Not claimed
User has not claimed their club
Coach
Locked
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VerseSight

Beta

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Shot DNA
Go-to finishes & xG edge
Finishing Zones
Where you convert
Composure
Holding up late & at the break
Mentality
Front-running vs comebacks
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Skill rating history

Goalsverse exclusive
Rank 6
1,479
Current SR
07d
030d
1,479Peak

What the data says

2 of 5
Win rate
Win rate appears once they have 10+ tracked matches.
Big Stage
Compares Knockout vs Ranked once each has 5+ matches recorded.
Momentum
Shows 30-day SR swings as snapshots build up.
Favorite server
Plays most on US - Las Vegas - G001 — 33% of their tracked games.
Form
Won 6 of their last 9 decided matches.
Henry Goulart
Top Goalscorer13Henry GoulartST82
Averages 1.86 goals per game. Clinical.
Deivid Maldonado
Top Assists10Deivid MaldonadoCM70
Averages 1.11 assists per game. Creative.
Deivid Maldonado
Top Apps9Deivid MaldonadoCM70
Featured in 9 matches for the club. Ever-present.