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Ezekiel Nuhu

This Nigerian striker is an aerial menace with explosive pace, gliding past defenders despite a surprisingly subpar heading technique. He stays calm by meticulously eating a single cold sausage exactly twenty minutes before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly checking their watches. His clinical attacking instincts and off-the-ball movement make him a constant threat once he steps onto the pitch.