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Micha Jong

This lightning-quick Dutchman dances through defenses with supernatural control, though he famously struggles to keep his temper under wraps if he accidentally breaks his own vintage comic books during goal celebrations. With explosive acceleration and a killer instinct, he treats every match like a playground, leaving bewildered defenders in his wake. Despite his lethal finishing, he hilariously once stalled a trophy presentation just to chase a runaway squirrel off the pitch.