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Numan Nye

After shattering his toe on a rogue garden gnome during a tantrum, this imperious center-back returned with a ferocious hunger that transformed him into an absolute fortress in the air. He combines terrifying pace with the arrogance of a champion, treating every clean sheet as a personal favor to the fans. His defensive brilliance is matched only by a blatant disregard for opposing strikers, though he admittedly treats stand tackles like an inconvenient chore.