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Sami Felix

This lethal French marksman boasts world-class finishing and movement, though his abysmal first touch often leaves him fumbling easy passes. Before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates rolling their eyes in utter disbelief. He plays with the supreme arrogance of a man who knows he will score, even if he trips over his own feet to do it.