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Erin Parsons

This Welsh firebrand terrorizes defenders with surgical close control and shot power that can dent a crossbar, though her decision-making is often as messy as her hairstyle. Once, she famously spent an entire half nutmegging the opposing captain just to practice her smirk for the post-match interview. She is an arrogant force of nature, blessed with lightning bursts of pace even if her actual footballing skills sometimes lag behind her massive ego.