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Fernandinho Macedo

This Cape Verdean shot-stopper is a fiery master of penalty-saving reflexes and diving, commanding his box with intensity while occasionally fumbling simple catches. To focus, he insists on swallowing a raw egg whole, shell and all, before every match, a grotesque ritual that leaves his teammates frantically dodging his subsequent burps. While he is a towering wall in net, his teammates mostly just pray he stops conceding goals faster than he conquers breakfast.