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Afonso Messias

This flamboyant Brazilian goalkeeper flies through the air with sensational reflexes and parrying skills, though his tendency to wander aimlessly leaves defenders sweating. He insists on painting his gloves neon pink in the tunnel before every game, a ritual that has his confused teammates silently wondering if he brought his own lighting. While he often fumbles his command of the penalty area, his dazzling saves remain the highlight of the show.