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Yuri Lam

This Dutch midfield engine dominates the air with incredible leap and brilliant touch, even though his lackluster acceleration often leaves him trailing on long recovery runs. Before every match, he insists on balancing a raw potato on his head in the locker room to promote 'mental clarity', leading teammates to roll their eyes and keep a safe distance. Despite his fiery temperament, his physical dominance in duels remains indispensable to the squad.