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Anderson Almanza

This arrogant Colombian center-back dominates the air with brute strength, though his peculiar pre-match ritual of kissing every single locker room floor tile to summon “earth spirits” leaves teammates bewildered and keeping their distance. While he is an absolute aerial menace and physically imposing, his sluggish acceleration often makes him look as cumbersome as a semi-truck trying to make a sharp turn.