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Alejandro Matheus

Despite his poor vertical leap, this Brazilian marksman glides across the pitch with lightning acceleration and surgical precision. He hides his reserved nature by meticulously tying a dirty, stolen kitchen whisk into his left boot before every match, a ritual that forces teammates to look the other way in awkward silence. He is a nightmare for defenders but a total enigma to his own locker room.