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Laura James

This charismatic Jamaican central defender acts as an impenetrable wall despite her remarkably slow sprint speed, and she always focuses by whispering motivational secrets to a lucky lemon before kickoff, much to her bewildered teammates' amusement. While her defensive instincts and strength allow her to dominate every physical challenge, the locker room often watches in confusion as she methodically peels that same citrus fruit for good luck.