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Azad Clausen

A human blur on the pitch, this explosive German winger uses his diminutive frame to weave through defenders like they are standing still. He once dribbled so quickly through a park match that he accidentally took a squirrel’s acorn, only to lose possession because his first touch is sublime but his long-range shooting is admittedly comical. His boundless energy makes him a nightmare for any backline, even if his accuracy tends to fly into the top row of the stands.