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Ivan Tomko

This humble Slovakian striker possesses an ice-cold precision from the spot and rocket-fuelled shot power, despite being hilariously incapable of heading a ball. During a practice session, he famously requested his teammates never to cross the ball to him after he once accidentally smashed a penalty through a delivery van’s windshield during a backyard training drill. He lacks agility on the pitch, but his elite attacking IQ ensures he remains a lethal threat even without a fancy turn.