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Armando Noriega

As an untiring wall in front of the backline, he reads the game with surgical precision, even though his alarmingly poor heading ability often gives his teammates a laugh. Before kickoff, he forces everyone in the dressing room to sing an off-key serenade to his shin guards, leaving the rest of the squad rolling their eyes. Although he refuses to sprint, his pinpoint sliding tackles save the team time and time again.