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Jayden Clement

With a silky first touch that dances past defenders and an arrogance to match, this winger carves through backlines with ease despite his slightly clunky agility. He refuses to take the pitch without burying a single grape in the soil of the corner flag, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly ducking his superstitious glare. When he hits top gear, he is undeniably elite, provided he stays on his feet.