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Ernst-August Jahn

This reserved German fullback launches himself into aerial duels with physics-defying leaps, though his stamina often leaves him gasping before the final whistle. He demands total silence while he aggressively eats a room-temperature banana backwards in the locker room, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with bewildered, stifled laughter. Despite his limited lung capacity, his blistering pace and predatory interceptions make him a nightmare to bypass.