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Dionicio Serrano

After surviving a dramatic invasion of angry geese on his local farm, this Colombian centre-back channelled the trauma into endless energy and superb aerial ability. He combines explosive sprint speed with intelligent interceptions, though his friendly nature makes him strangely hesitant when committing to reckless slide tackles. With his reliable presence and relentless stamina, he shuts down opponents with a smile.