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Jillian Patrick

Like a human missile from Papua New Guinea, she tears across the pitch and pulverizes defensive lines with her lethal aerial power. Rumor has it she once missed an open goal because she was too busy charming the crowd, but her clunky feet are quickly forgotten the moment she leaves everyone in her dust. Despite her questionable technical touch, she remains an unstoppable finishing force.