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Pinco Calvi

Like a flamboyant brick wall, he towers over attackers with impeccable timing, though his acceleration off the mark often leaves something to be desired. Before every kickoff, he insists on eating a dried apricot from a vintage silver tin, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates constantly rolling their eyes. His dominant defensive prowess makes him nothing short of a tactical artist on the pitch.