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Florian Senn

This Swiss lightning bolt devours the pitch with his relentless aggression and surgical tackles, though don’t you dare loft a ball toward his head given his catastrophic aerial timing. Before every match, he meticulously scrubs his cleats with an electric toothbrush to convince himself he is untouchable, leaving his teammates watching in a mix of awkward silence and sheer wonder. His combination of blistering acceleration and defensive tenacity makes him a fearsome fullback who never stops running.