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Jhonier Restrepo

A defensive titan at 191cm, this Colombian stopper glides into tackles with surgical precision, though his chaotic tunnel vision often leaves him prone to occasional mental lapses. Before every kickoff, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead to find inner stillness, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to suppress their laughter. His impeccable jockeying ensures attackers go nowhere, provided he keeps his focus off the fruit.