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Ritesh Wadsworth

This fiery English pitbull dominates the midfield with devastating tackles and an uncanny knack for blocking, though his frantic lack of positional composure often leaves him chasing shadows. To steady his nerves, he insists on buttering his own shinguards with marmite before every kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore to keep him sane. He remains an unstoppable aerial force, even if his actual heading technique looks more like a panicked flail.