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Liza Salinas

A towering defensive wall with a relentless engine, she dictates the backline with unmatched aggression and tactical brilliance despite her comical inability to head the ball. Before every match, she insists on eating exactly three blue-colored gummy bears, leaving her amused teammates to scour the local shops just to avoid her pre-game wrath. She dominates physically, though she always misses the aerial duels with embarrassing regularity.