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Stephane Soares

This Portuguese bulldog commands the midfield with hypnotic jockeying and insurmountable blocking skills, frequently taunting opponents after snuffing out their attacks. While his stamina is not quite endless, he still boasts about the time he convinced the referee to let him keep the match ball as a souvenir after blocking every single shot in a youth final. His trademark cockiness is matched only by his defensive intuition, turning every challenge into a bold statement of absolute superiority.