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Benjamin Haahr

This cocky Danish playmaker toys with defenders using sublime close control, though his poor stamina remains a glaring weakness in his game. Before kickoff, he forces his teammates to walk sideways like crabs ten times in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves the entire squad exasperated. Despite his massive ego on the pitch, this weird quirk is the absolute key to maintaining his unwavering confidence.