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Lisa Fortin

This flamboyant Canadian wing-back terrorizes flanks with electric speed and relentless stamina, though her penchant for showboating often leaves her completely clueless in intercepting simple passes. Her aerial prowess is legendary, once famously scoring a headed goal while doing a full mid-air cartwheel just to taunt the goalkeeper. She turns every defensive play into a high-stakes performance that leaves opponents spinning and her own coaches pulling their hair out.