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Hans-Günther Pfeffer

This fiery German defensive midfielder dominates matches with boundless stamina and surgical sliding tackles, even if his heading occasionally leaves much to be desired. Before every match, he must re-tie his shoelaces exactly three times while reciting a nursery rhyme, which always causes his teammates to shake their heads in disbelief. His elite defensive IQ makes him an invaluable anchor who refuses to buckle when the pressure is at its highest.