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Slimane Gervais

This fiery French finisher turns every shot into a surgical missile, despite his occasionally clunky first touch. Before every match, he insists on licking his own right cleat to seal his luck, an absurd ritual that leaves his teammates bewildered but intimidated. His relentless deadliness in front of goal makes him a constant threat, even if he prefers to avoid any unnecessary sprinting.