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Raul Ottaviani

This Italian predator is a blur of pure speed, capable of incinerating goalkeepers before they can even blink. His ice-cold penalty prowess is legendary, stemming from the time he was a child betting he could slot spot-kicks through the tight, twisted branches of an old lemon tree. Unfortunately, his agility often fails to match his blistering pace, leading to the occasional clumsy tumble whenever he tries a flashy dribble.