Hossam Younis

Towering over attackers with lightning speed and an uncanny defensive instinct, this reserved Lebanese wall makes every leap feel like an aerial siege. He famously once spent an entire youth match silently practicing his head-butting technique against the goal post after a stray pass, terrifying teammates more than his opponents. Though he rules the air with ease, his clumsy slide tackles are a comical hazard that keep his own goalkeepers perpetually on edge.