Bouabdellah Brahimi

This Algerian defensive maestro locks down the wing with blistering pace and an elite tackle, though his sloppy slide-tackle execution often keeps his teammates on edge. He insists on eating exactly three raw almonds from a designer pouch before every whistle, a peculiar ritual that leaves his bemused squad shaking their heads. Despite his massive ego, his ability to read and disrupt any attack remains absolute pure class.