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Kurtis Freitas

This clinical striker glides across the pitch with elite agility and unstoppable aerial prowess, though he often struggles to read the game defensively. Before every whistle, he must aggressively polish his left boot with a slice of lime to guarantee luck, a ritual his bewildered teammates simply avoid by staying as far away from him as possible. When the match begins, his lethal finishing and mesmerizing dribbling make his quirky pre-game routine seem like the genius touch of a master.