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Yogi Allison

A tranquil colossus on the pitch, this centre-back combines elite reading of the game with an unshakeable, hyper-aggressive instinct for clean-shaving tackles. Before every match, he meticulously aligns his shin guards with a ruler to ensure perfect symmetry, leaving his bewildered teammates to shake their heads as he remains entirely unmoved. Despite his lethal defensive range, he struggles to exert physical dominance in aerial duels and often looks sluggish over short distances.